I'll admit it: I used to be baffled by all the jokes about dry, flavorless turkey. Then I experienced it firsthand—A sad, pale bird that tasted like it had been seasoned with a saltine cracker and a whisper of sage. There's a better way! This Pavochón (a combination of the Spanish words for turkey and whole roasted pig), inspired by the Puerto Rican tradition of infusing turkey with the flavors of a traditional pig roast, will change your Thanksgiving game forever. The bold marinade used for this Pavochón can also be used on any protein, especially pork.